[Jokes] What is MARKETING...

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What is MARKETING...

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say : "I am very rich. Marry me!"...
That's DIRECT MARKETING

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says : "He's very rich. Marry him!"...
That's ADVERTISING

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me"...
That's TELEMARKETING

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say : "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"...
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says : "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"...
That's BRAND REGOCNITION

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say : "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face."...
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say : "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband...
That's DEMAND and SUPPLY GAP

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her : "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him...
That's COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARKET SHARE

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say : "I'm rich, marry me!" And your wife arrives...
That's RESTRICTION OF ENTERING NEW MARKETS